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Nickname: | Smokey, Smokey the Bear, Smokey Robinson, Sir Smokes a lot, and Randy |
| Actual Name: | Matt Sweeney |
| Position: | Bread Cutter |
| Why you play Ultimate: | I was duped into it and i can't leave now |
| Hometown: | Chicago, Ditka Territory |
| Quote: | Once upon a time, in a land not too far from here, there lived a couragous man named RANDY. RANDY was walking through the forest one day and he noticed a small fire that was beginning to spread throughout the land. So with the little knowledge about fire he had, RANDY tried rapidly blowing it out and he also sprinkled a golden shower atop the blazing fire. Then suddenly Mike Ditka appeared out of nowhere and handed the young lad a frisbee full of water in which RANDY decisively threw on the fire. The fire then quickly dissapeared and ever since RANDY (a.k.a. Smokey) has devoted his life to three things only: Preventing forest fires, playing frisbee, and praising our almighty saviour Ditka. |